April
19, 2000
LEVI - SAINT FLAWED BY DEATH
PRIMO Levi committed suicide a few days before Passover,
13 years ago. It was one of the most shocking deaths of the century.
To millions he symbolised the resilience of the human
spirit. Primo Levi had survived to bear witness to the Shoah. It was
unthinkable that he should lack the courage to see the task through
to the end.
A measure of how profoundly his death seemed to betray
his life is that Levi's biography not only ends with his self-slaughter,
it begins with it.
Myriam Annissimov opens the introduction of Tragedy
of an Optimist (Aurum Press, £12.99) with these words: ''On 11 April
1987 Primo Levi plunged down the stairwell of the house where he was
born and had always lived . . .''
The first chapter repeats: ''One Saturday morning
in April 1987, a tragedy disrupted the peace and quiet of the Corso
Re Umberto. Primo Levi had taken his own life.'' And 400 pages later
we are standing at the same spot, with Levi's wife Lucia, staring
down at the broken body: ''Primo Levi left no message for his friends
and family . . . (Some of them) have always refused to believe it
was suicide.''
Suicide. The word rings from start to finish, as if
his felo de se was commanded by destiny. His message of hope, that
man can endure anything, is shunted aside.
His story of horror, the most detailed account ever
recorded of life inside Auschwitz, is relegated to the status of disputed
evidence — locked airlessly in self-sealing plastic bags and exhibited
on the wooden tables of Britain's libel courts, for self-serving historians
to sneer over.
Suicide. So the Nazis got their man. A great, noble
life is reduced to broken bones at the end.
I don't believe that. I have read Levi's story in
many different ways. He told it himself, in prose as sharp as a shard
of glass, in possessed, compulsive detail, clutching the reader's
arm and slashing at it with his words.
It was retold, in lurid and gory splashes, by thousands
of ghoulish journalists who seized on books such as The Truce and
If This Is A Man, and turned them into the pornography of the camps.
Now it is told again by Annissimov, who is so careful
not to glorify the unspeakable that she gives equal weight to the
casual selection of gas chamber victims by an SS officer, and the
theft of a tin of salted herring.
When I first heard of Levi's suicide, I supposed he
had given way to the inevitable.
The liberation had come in time to postpone his death
sentence, but not to save his life — Soviet troops who marched into
the camp had apparently sentenced him to a lifetime of guilt.
He and the other survivors did not even deserve the
title of 'witnesses', he felt — the true witnesses were the dead,
the drowned, the ghosts who whispered in the night, ''I haven't dispossessed
anyone, haven't usurped anyone's bread''.
We revered Levi not only because he lived through
Auschwitz and dared to speak of it, but because he acknowledged his
depression and trauma. He was scarred — tattooed and bruised on the
outside, carved to ribbons on the inside.
He forced himself on, dragging his self-loathing and
his desperation step-by-step, word-by-word.
''Finding no answer to explain why he had survived
when others had died,'' writes Annissimov, ''he arrived at the deluded
conclusion that 'the worst survived — that is, the fittest; the best
all died'.''
It is impossible to imagine the strength and goodness
this man must have possessed, to overcome his demons every day.
To find greater strength, to marry and to pursue an
outstanding career as a chemist, and to tell his story over and over.
For a long time, nobody listened. Until the 1970s,
Levi was unknown outside Italy, though by his death he was regarded
as a future Nobel Laureate (for literature? for peace?) But in the
90s, with his work helping to propel the Shoah to the forefront of
human rights debate, through Hollywood triumphs such as Schindler's
List, Levi has become an icon. A saint. But a saint flawed by his
death, a kind of delayed martyrdom.
I repeat — I do not believe the Nazis killed Primo
Levi. It is evident that he was tormented by fears for his health
and a morbid terror of cancer, provoked by his mother's illness.
It is evident too that for weeks Levi had been in
the grip of suicidal depression, not for the first time, and that
he was fighting it with his usual weapon, the single step. From this
step to the next. This word to the next.
April
14, 2000
NASTY SHOCK IN STORE WHILE CRUSING AMAZON
Karin
McQuillan, someone I have never met or heard of, is urging me to stay
away from online bookstore Amazon.
Ms McQuillan did not email me directly —she started a chain letter
which reached one of my lawyers in Baltimore, who forwarded it to
me.
I don’t have an address for Ms McQ — neither virtual nor concrete.
She may not be Jewish; McQuillan isn’t a common Jewish name.
I have a suspicion that she doesn’t really exist — just an electronic
identity, a cautious cover for someone who wants to attack fascism
without fascism attacking back.
That’s OK. I’m all for caution in dangerous situations.
And the target is a worthy one. Not Amazon — that’s a loss-making
business with a share value bigger than Sainsbury’s, which means it
is liable to be no risk to anyone but its investors.
Ms McQ is angry about something which has done far more damage and
cost many more lives than any dot.com could ever cause — a book.
The book is a hoax, exposed 80 years ago as a cheap compilation of
19th century fiction and 20th century racism. It is called The Protocols
Of The Elders Of Zion, and Hitler praised it in Mein Kampf as authentic
and incomparable.
The Protocols, in last year’s translation by Victor Marsden, is offered
at $19.96. It is 299 pages, available on order within four to six
weeks, and when I checked tonight it was number 1,435 on Amazon’s
bestsellers.
That’s 1,435 out of 2,000,000. My Stateside publishers tell me that
when my books are in the Amazon top 2,000, I’m doing OK.
Karin McQuillan’s chain letter — written with the aim of being read
by as many people as possible — says: ‘‘Experts on antisemitism see
The Protocols as one of the most dangerous books ever written, responsible
for the loss of untold life.’’
She clearly believes it should not be for sale online, and insists:
‘‘I would not shop in a store that sells neo-Nazi hate literature.
I will never buy a book from Amazon.com again.’’
I checked for The Protocols in London’s biggest bookstore, Borders
on Charing Cross Road. It wasn’t there. And if it had been, I might
never, like Ms McQuillan, have returned to that shop.
There would be something stomach-churning about finding this vicious,
hate-laden text on a bookshelf, slipped between the diets and the
detectives and the bios and the bibles.
Perhaps online is something different. I would never know The Protocols
were there, unless I typed the title into Amazon’s search engine.
Like the society women who went looking for foul language in Dr Johnson’s
first dictionary, I can only be offended if I want to be.
Maybe the anonymous Ms McQ is a cunning Nazi who specialises in reverse
psychology — making people think one thing by saying another. She
neglects to protest at the availability of Mein Kampf through Amazon,
but then that is charting at a lowly 30,000.
Readers are able to review books on Amazon, and about 30 people have
submitted opinions on The Protocols.
One nameless reader from Winston Salem in North Carolina writes: ‘‘When
I was an undergraduate, the book was out of print and nearly impossible
to obtain. A professor of mine who dealt in war memorabilia as a hobby
was asked by several of his colleagues, including a rabbi, to procure
copies at the next gun show. Surely buying at Amazon is better than
having to buy it at a gun show.’’
Another reviewer, Beth Hartford from Northern California, awards the
book a maximum five stars — ‘‘only because it’s an excellent tool
to teach what lies are, and how evil rulers use such evil garbage
and nonsense as a means for power and genocide.’’
Aaron Etchin in Tel Aviv is more blunt: ‘‘Antisemite book — how can
you sell it?’’
Not all the reviews are negative. This is a top 1,500 book, after
all, and even if it might be making the charts because a few wealthy
Ku Klux Klanners in Tennessee are buying it by the crate to send to
their friends, there are clearly some readers who believe in The Protocols.
These people don’t accept the book was based on a French satire by
a lawyer named Maurice Joly, or that the Tsarist police mixed in segments
of an 1868 novel called Biarritz by Hermann Goedsche.
Hitler was not fooled. The book was clearly a true expose of the international
Jewish conspiracy — why else was it ‘‘so infinitely hated by the Jews’’?
‘‘Once
this book has become the common property of a people,’’ Hitler promised,
‘‘the Jewish menace may be considered as broken.’’
The Internet proves Hitler wrong. There never was a Jewish menace,
and despite everything we are not broken. But it’s not only Amazon
which supplies it — I found the entire text, compressed for quick
transfer via modem, on a dozen sites within seconds.
One was a white supremacist webpage, another was a scholarly collection
of 20th century antisemitic texts, with commentaries by an eminent
Jewish academic.
Put away your matches. Even the worst books cannot be burned now.
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April 07, 2000
WE
WILL SOON SEE GOD ON OPRAH
GOD
is not dead. But He has made a major career change. No longer the
supreme deity and omni-present giver of life, God has down-sized.
He
has become a celebrity author, a guru of self-help. Expect to see
Him on a major satellite TV chat show before Yom Kippur.
He'll probably do Oprah. God is still a very big name, after all,
even if the name is something that is not supposed to be pronounced.
Any trash-TV producer knows God will work miracles on the ratings.
Publishers have woken up to Him too. After the massive self-help hit
based on pagan deities — Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus
— two titles featuring God have swept the bestseller charts. And
neither of them is the Bible.
This has to be a good decision by God. Nobody reads the Bible any
more. The proof is in the way we talk. We use every foul, profane
and scatological four-letter word, in every situation.
Words I never heard until I joined the Army are now part of basic
chatter in the supermarket queues, in the office and the home. Obscenities
are among the first words most children learn in America, Britain,
Europe and, yes, Israel.
Remember the outrage of the naive salesman in the 1970 Paul Simon
song Gotta Keep The Customer Satisfied? ''I get slandered!
Libelled! I hear words I never learned in the Bible!''
God has to start inspiring the kind of books that people do read,
and self-help is the natural target market.
I've read every page of Dating Secrets of the Ten Commandments
(Doubleday, $21) without finding a swearword spelled out
in full, but essentially this book, like Rabbi Boteach's first bestseller,
Kosher Sex, is about love-making.
Shmuley undersells himself hard on Page One. The reader knows it's
a joke because Shmuley would never genuinely undersell himself on
anything. He would rather sell his children to slave traders in Oman.
''Why am I writing yet another book on relationships?'' he asks. ''Am
I a shameless author who seeks to regurgitate the same stuff he's
written before, albeit repackaged like new for unsuspecting readers?
You bet!''
He's writing about relationships, of course, because he does it marvellously.
And God is with him in every line.
He picks up the point about swearing, of course, when he deals with
Commandment Three (that's the one about not making wrongful use of
His name, if it's a while since you last thumbed through Exodus).
Swearing, according to God, is not just sinful — it's boring.
''Profanity is, above all, proof of an unoriginal mind. If you must
swear, do it in some exotic language like Swahili or Mandarin."
Then Shmuley translates the Third Commandment as ''Bull**** is Blasphemy''.
Commandment Seven is the big one here. God is attempting to repackage
His whole legal structure as a user-friendly guide to sex, and at
a crucial moment he stumbles over: ''Do not commit adultery.''
''The Seventh Commandment," Shmuley admits, ''is one of the biggies.''
The eroticism implicit in those four words of warning lights a blaze
in the heart of his book. The seventh chapter is a firecracker succession
of explosive one-liners, a fireworks display of the rabbi's wit.
As a comedian, Shmuley isn't just a stand-up — he's priapic.
''Don't try to be James Bond. When she asks you your name, say more
than just, 'Cohen, Jack Cohen'.''
''A woman knows all about her own children; a man is vaguely aware
of some short people living in the house.''
''It goes without saying that jumping into bed with your date before
you've even exchanged telephone numbers is a big no-no.''
Personally, I try not to break the Commandments unless it's urgent,
but I do enjoy causing mischief.
One mischievous act I committed last year was to introduce Rabbi Boteach
to Dr Deepak Chopra. They are about the same height, and they are
both dedicated to serving God in their writing. At that point, they
run out of similarities.
Deepak speaks slowly, meditatively. He is capable of sitting for six
hours, visualising the sun shining into his mind. Shmuley talks like
a thesaurus dropped in a shredder. Even when he prays, he's fidgeting
flipping a coin over his knuckles, chewing the end of his beard. They
became friends instantly.
Deepak's latest book, How To Know God: The Soul's Journey into
the Mystery of Mysteries (Harmony, $24), his 25th, presents God
as a being which evolves with us. As we become deeper, wiser creatures,
God grows better.
It is a remarkable image, rooted as much in Darwinism as in the Bible,
wonderfully memorable because it explains so many of the questions
we have asked about God since we were children.
We can connect to God at seven levels, argues Dr Chopra, and the first
level is the basic one which underlies many Bible stories — the God
of fighting.
If we live at the brink of war, we get a hard, punitive God, like
Job's.
If we strive to achieve, we have a powerful God, like Abraham's. If
we are calm, we may worship a balanced God, like Daniel's. If we are
always growing in spirit, our God, like Solomon's, grows with us.
If we are creators, like David, our God is creative and if we are
miracle-makers, we worship a God of dreams, like Joseph's.
But when we are at one with God, our God becomes sacred.
This condition is more than human it is holy. I confess I find it
impossible to imagine how it must be, to live life in such an exalted
state.
One thing is certain — I would have to stop swearing.
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March 31, 2000
ISRAEL
MUST DEVELOP TECHNOLOGY FIRST
ALBERT Einstein’s famous formula E=Mc2 set off the atomic
bomb. ‘‘If only I had known,’’ he said at the end of his life, ‘‘I
should have become a watchmaker.’’
Bill
Joy, chief scientist at Sun Microsystems, is tormented by the same
doubts. But Joy is at the height of his career, a software developer
credited with pioneering the Internet and creating the universal programmes
which make it hum.
And he believes we must stop. Right now. Before computer networks
become so advanced that they don’t need people any more.
Joy’s nightmare vision, expressed in a 20,000-word essay online at
www.wired.com, has shocked America’s digital entrepreneurs.
Billions of dollars have been created on the stock exchanges and
no one, until now, has suggested this could be the beginning of the
end of the world.
But if Joy is right, our headlong electro-lust could trigger a Holocaust
virus.
The talk so far has been of bubbles bursting, shares crashing. But
never of computer-assisted genocide. As the dot.com 20-something millionaires
of Silicon Valley digested the new view, even President Clinton was
requesting a copy of the piece Joy had headlined, ‘Why the future
doesn’t need us’.
It filled me, as I scanned it for the first time, with a cold thrill
of terror, like a plausible techno-novel — Ira Levin’s The Boys From
Brazil, say, or Robert Harris’s Fatherland.
It’s fun to be chilled, for a while. Then it’s good to apply what
I call the ‘Prophet of Doom’ test.
Why is this visionary sharing his nightmare with us? Does he seriously
think he can avert disaster? Is this altruism of the purest, highest
kind? Or not?
Bill Joy fails my PoD test because he cannot honestly believe that
mankind is going to voluntarily withhold from creating better, faster,
cleverer microprocessors. This is the race which fell over itself
to build the neutron bomb and the mustard-gas shell.
We may be like lemmings, rushing to hurl our feeble bodies over a
cliff. But there’s a sea of cash at the foot of that cliff — trillions
of dollars washing around, enough money to drown an army.
Bill Joy knows no one will hold back.
With this in mind, I re-read the essay. And all the prophecies turned
to gibberish. All except one.
One prophecy struck a chilling note, and the cold went deeper and
deeper into me over the next few days. That prophecy is the reason
I’m talking about Joy in the Jewish Telegraph.
‘‘My own major concern with genetic engineering,’’ he writes, ‘‘is
that it gives the power — whether militarily, accidentally or in a
deliberate terrorist act — to create a White Plague.’’
He is not talking about tuberculosis, the original ‘white plague’,'
or about the modern version, cocaine.
Joy is refering to a 1984 novel by Frank Herbert, the author of Dune,
about a genetically-engineered virus which infects people with a specific
DNA characteristics.
The warning is hidden in a long discussion on nanotechnology, the
science of building computers as small as human cells. As small as
the molecules in those cells.
It has been a goal of scientists since 1959, when Nobel Laureate
Prof Richard Feynman gave a speech, called ‘There’s Plenty Of Room
At The Bottom’, imagining computers as small as grains of dust, which
would swarm like microbes to build themselves into intelligent, microscopic
entities.
The science is still imaginary, but it is alluring. Think of a powder
consisting of computers, which could organise itself and set off into
the recesses of any machine to perform repairs.
Pour this intelligent powder onto the engine of a damaged car, and
set to work rebuilding every connection. Inject it into the human
bloodstream, and it would behave like an army of hospital medics,
cleaning up damaged tissue and optimising every braincell.
Feynman and his fantasists seem to have forgotten that computers
do what they are programmed to do. If this magic powder were programmed
to destroy cells with certain DNA profiles, and them to replicate
themselves to infect other carriers, a silicon plague would be effected.
Every reader will have realised that there is no human genome more
distinctive than the Jewish one. Nor any genetic type whose enemies
have come closer to eradicating it.
For the racial terrorist, there will be no need to wait for nanotechnologies
to be perfected. The luminous singularity of the Jewish genes will
be enough to attract viral terrorism.
Any biologist who can produce a flu bug which is especially strong
in carriers of the Tay-Sachs gene, for instance, will possess a virulent
weapon to persecute Jewish communities.
Targets will not have to suffer the disease to fall victim to the
virus — and that could mean the bug hits more than half the people
in any Jewish community.
When the human genome is fully decoded later this year, it will be
possible to identify the gene which has been passed down the paternal
line of Cohens and Levis.
This invisible quirk which has survived 6,000 years of tradition
could conceivably be the trigger of a plague.
There is no question that these weapons will become possible, perhaps
within a decade. Vague pleas by software maestros will do nothing
to slow their development.
There is only one defence —the defence which Israel has learned painfully
during the past century.
We must develop an antidote. And to do that we must invent the weapon
itself, before anyone else does. In other words, we must possess the
capability to strike first.
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March 17, 2000
Prayers
float up for the Rebbe’s care
IT IS
hard to imagine there could be so many prayers in the world.
Mountains
of prayers, paper mountains. I stood beside the grave of Menachem
Mendel Schneerson, the Lubavitcher Rebbe, tore my prayer into fragments
and let them flutter on to the mountain.
Overhead,
it was midnight and the landing lights of a 747 thundered on a flightpath
to Kennedy airport, less than a mile away. The lips of many of the
people there, 40 or more, moved as they spoke their prayers aloud,
but I could not hear their whispers above the jet’s roar.
I found
myself wondering if the passengers in the aircraft were touched by
the prayers as they floated up. Whether their own prayers for a safe
landing were added to the pleas from the holy graveside below . .
. I had often heard of the Rebbe’s grave and the custom of entrusting
prayers to his safekeeping.
I had
not realised how many, how very many prayers there could be, or that
they fell in a ragged blizzard on the grave every hour of the day,
every day of the year.
‘‘They
come by fax,’’ my friend, Rabbi Shmuley Boteach, told me. ‘‘They come
by email and they are phoned in, dictated to secretaries. They are
sent from every town and city where Jews have settled, and they are
being brought personally right this minute.
‘‘Even
as we’re sitting here at . . .’’ he checked his watch . . . ‘‘10.45pm.
We could go there now, get there at midnight, and there would be dozens
of people with their prayers, writing them down then tearing them
up.’’ Naturally, I did not quite believe him. And so, naturally, he
had to prove it.
Before
we entered the cemetery we saw a billboard, and from the billboard
the Rebbe’s vast image looked down. Beside his face I read the words,
‘‘Let’s welcome Moshiach with acts of goodness and kindness.’’ Many
in the Lubavitch movement he led from the early Fifties until his
death in June 1992 believe the Rebbe was the Messiah himself, and
that he will return to redeem Israel. At a Chabad house on the outskirts
of the Old Montefiore Cemetery, we joined more than 20 people who
had already begun their prayers.
One room
has been turned into a synagogue, containing a sefer Torah in a seven-foot
steel safe. Videos play of the Rebbe speaking, smiling, praying, moving
with the gentle grace and acceptance of God’s will that has struck
me in other saintly people: Yehudi Menuhin, for instance, and Dadi
Janki.
I watched
one screen as the Rebbe handed out hundreds of dollar bills to a congregation,
a gesture he often made to remind his followers to give generously
and without question. Stacks of unlined paper were placed all over
the house, with bundles of candles. We took a candle each to light
beside the grave and wrote down prayers for kivitlach, for the Rebbe’s
holy power to intercede with God for us. The walk is perhaps 100 yards
to the mausoleum and there seemed to be gentiles there as well as
Jews.
Shmuley
whispered that the Rebbe touched so many lives, Reform as well as
Orthodox, Christian and Muslim and atheist . . . especially atheist.
It is said that an unbeliever cannot help but weep beside the Rebbe’s
grave. We took off our shoes and walked into a stone hut lit by candles.
We lit
ours too, and approached the burial place of Rabbi Schneerson and
the man who was the Lubavitcher Rebbe before him also named Rabbi
Schneerson. Their tombstones were magnificent, but what made me gasp
was the truckload of shredded paper mounded over the grave. The walls
around it were three feet high and the fragments were overflowing.
They
had been packed down hard but still thousands were in danger of fluttering
over the floor. ‘‘What happens to them? Are they just left there to
decompose?’’ I asked. ‘‘Decompose? The whole cemetery would disappear
under paper,’’ Shmuley replied. ‘‘Every two or three days, the grave
is cleared and the prayers are incinerated.’’ ‘‘And do many people
say their prayers are answered?’’ ‘‘Businessman. Teachers, Parents.
Lovers. Widows. The sick, the old, the guilty, everybody. Even those
who don’t believe. Especially those who don’t believe.
So many
people have attested to his power anyone who doubts this is real,
they’re just deluding themselves.’’ Shmuley was getting excitable,
and people were starting to recognise him after his appearances on
Larry King and half the world’s other TV shows this year, it would
be a surprise to find a Jew who doesn’t know his face and his voice.
I walked up to the grave and recited my prayer. Then I tore it in
strips and let them fall.
The woman
at my side was weeping. I could not hear her, because the 747 was
overhead, but I saw her shoulders shaking. She was alone. I looked
away, and wondered if I should offer a word of comfort. When I turned
back she was smiling. Holding out her hands to the grave and smiling.
Then she slipped out of the mausoleum.
And I
knew another prayer had been answered.
Uri Geller's
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March
10, 2000
PRAY
LET US ACCEPT AIDS THREAT
THE headlines
are saying she died of shame. But it is we who should be covered in
shame we who have pretended for more than a decade that AIDS is not
a Jewish problem and never could be.
We have
been brutally proved wrong. AIDS has robbed us of a figure who represented
everything that was best about Israel. Ofra Haza was the heart of
our national culture. She recreated the music of the Middle East as
a modern force, she made the poetry of rabbis into the stuff of raves
and nightclubs, she won over Hollywood and still kept her faith with
God.
Israel
was proud to have her as our heart. And now that heart has stopped
beating. If Ofra had sought treatment during the early stages of her
HIV infection, she might have been granted many more years of life.
AIDS
is incurable but the illness which precedes it can be fought successfully,
if not indefinitely. Many people have remarked wistfully that, if
she had been able to come out as an HIV sufferer, Ofra could have
done as much to help fellow victims as Magic Johnson, the US basketball
star who has faced the illness and the jibes without flinching.
Then
she might be alive now . . . as Johnson is. But Israel is not the
US even though we are lucky to have one of the most brilliant AIDS
pioneers in the world, Dr Zvi Bentwich, at the Hebrew University Medical
School and the Kaplan Medical Centre in Rehovot.
No, Israel
is a nation in denial. We deny our people can be slaughtered by this
human plague, and we deny the official evidence that up to 3,000 of
our people could have the virus. In the aftermath of the revelations
about Ofra's death, tests at Tel Aviv's AIDS Task Force have doubled.
Medics
there believe the true number of HIV sufferers in Israel could be
12,000. We deny that people need education and that people need condoms.
Israel's government spends less than 5p a head on telling people how
to avoid the virus most European countries spend £1 and Health Minister
Shlomo Benizri will not even permit condoms to be pictured in AIDS
awareness adverts.
"We are
not dealing here with stupid people in some Third World country,"
Rabbi Benizri said last year. But as the tragedy of Ofra Haza shows,
it is not only the illiterate poor who die of AIDS. Ofra's real illness
was a secret, hidden even from the hospital staff who cared for her
in her last days. It seems to many there is nothing to be done now,
except to pray for her soul.
There
is more we can do. We can pray for all the sufferers from AIDS and
HIV, not only in Israel and Britain but all over the world. We can
pray that Rabbi Benizri and his pious colleagues wake up to the fact
that their righteousness is killing good people. And we can pray with
a growing scientific certainty that our prayers will have a measurable
effect.
We can
be sure that we are not merely sending idle hopes into the void because
prayer is being proven to possess a truly great power. The latest
investigation into the power of prayer will be launched by British
evangelist Gerald Coates on Sunday as part of BBC1's The Heart Of
The Matter investigating two studies by the Templeton Foundation.
The first
carefully-regulated experiment, in Kansas in 1988, tracked the health
of 990 heart patients who were prayed for by 75 Christians for four
weeks. The 990 showed significantly better health than others who
were not being prayed for in the experiment. Ten years later, the
foundation tried it again in San Francisco, with similar results.
Coates
believes pray plays a far bigger part in our lives than we guess.
"It is worth remembering," he says, "that a much larger percentage
of people pray than go to church. "I pray daily. Sometimes hourly.
Sometimes all the time. And I don't go to synagogue nearly enough.
Prayer is at the root of my character, conventional behaviour isn't.
I am not surprised that scientists can prove the sick get well when
prayers are showered on them.
One serious
problem when we pray for loved ones who are ill is fear. We are frightened
that the worst will happen. Our minds fill with dark thoughts. We
worry, we can become depressed. And if we focus on negative images
when we pray, our prayers might have completely the wrong effect.
If we
admit that science proves our good thoughts can help others, then
we have to face the fact that bad thoughts could harm them. When you
offer a prayer for someone's recovery, hold a picture in your mind
of how they were when they were healthy. Enjoy that image and pray
it will hold true in the future.
Visualise
the infection being washed away, leaving a pure, healthy body. See
happiness in your mind. See hope and wholeness. Make your prayer one
of light and laughter. Your prayers are free, and they become stronger
as you practise.
Be generous
with your prayers. Offer them to God for people you don't know as
well as those who are close to you people you don't like as well as
those you love.
Say a
prayer for someone you'll never meet. Someone your life might never
touch again. Someone who perhaps cannot bear to admit, even to a doctor
or a spouse, that the HIV virus might have taken a grip.
Pray
for strength. Pray for fresh health. Pray for peace of mind. And pray
that Israel gains the courage to face up to AIDS.
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March
03, 2000
ADOPTION
CAN BE A CHINESE PUZZLE
...BETH
has come halfway around the world to be Jewish. She was born in Guangxi,
the Chinese province north of Vietnam, six months ago and came to
Britain with an adoption agency. Her parents were poor city workers
who desperately wanted a boy. Chinese law permits a couple to have
only one baby in a campaign to bring the world's biggest population
under control. Many baby girls are smothered at birth, human rights
workers believe.
Beth
was luckier. Her parents gave her up to be adopted abroad. Her new
parents are also city workers Londoners. One is a newspaper executive,
the other a shia tzu therapist.
They
already had two boys and they desperately wanted a girl. Now Beth
has two brothers, one ready for his barmitzvah this summer and one
a PlayStation fiend.
“It’s
a miracle,” her mother Anat told me. “Looked at in one way, it seems
so impossible a child from 7,000 miles away, born in a place where
most people haven’t even heard of Britain and certainly can’t speak
English and her destiny lies here with us.
“That
seems to me so wise, so wonderful, that it can only be an act of God.
“But
then so many obstacles, for no real reason, to benefit no one, were
set in the path that brought her and us together.
“Most
of the objections have been raised by people who cannot understand
that Beth is a human little girl.
“And
that’s all she is she isn’t Chinese, she isn’t Oriental, she isn’t
a Communist. She’s a girl and she’s going to be brought up in London,
just like a million other girls.”
Anat
and her husband have been tormented by loaded questions and barbed
inquiries. Her mother-in-law raised the first objections. Was it really
fair, she kept asking, to bring a poor little baby all that way and
bring it up in a country “where she’ll always be a foreigner?”
“As if
there are no other faces like Beth’s in London!” snorted Anat. “What
David’s mother really means is, ‘I don’t want to have a grand-daughter
who looks Chinese’.
“Well,
tough. If she’s upset, it’s her own bigotry that’s upsetting her.”
Friends
said some strange things. “You couldn’t bring her up Jewish, it wouldn’t
be natural,” claimed one.
“Who
is she going to marry a white man or a Chinese boy?” asked another,
and Anat answered that there had been no firm proposals of marriage
so far.
But the
ones who really gave Anat and David the creeps were the professional
people the social workers and the immigration officials.
She believes
her adoption procedure was shorter than it would have been if the
family were taking on a child born in Britain, perhaps one living
in a British care home.
But there
were still many hoops to jump through and the officials made it flesh-chillingly
clear that Anat and David had to prove themselves worthy winners.
“It was
like a competition — one wrong answer and we don’t get the prize,”
she said. “And this prize was a human one.”
Social
services had Anat’s medical file, which showed her first pregnancy
had been fairly straight-forward, and the second had nearly killed
her.
Two gynaecologists
both warned that another pregnancy would probably kill both Anat and
the unborn child. They made up their minds to settle for two, and
be glad but the dream of a daughter still lingered.
When
a colleague told David about the Chinese agency, they decided not
to hold back. “Both the boys have been totally supportive,” said Anat.
“You’d think they were proof enough that David and I were fit parents.
“After
all, if we could have kept on having children, we would have done
it years ago and no red tape could ever have stopped us.
“But
these form-fillers came and inspected every corner of our lives. I
don’t mind divulging our earnings or our diet you have to tell these
things to tax inspectors and doctors, after all.
“But
some of the questions were totally out of order. Like: “Did we expect
her to observe the Sabbath? What if she wanted to learn about Chinese
religion? What if she wanted to eat non-kosher Chinese food?
“Then
they insisted on a private interview with the boys, from which we
were excluded, and they wanted to know, ‘How do you feel about having
a sister who isn’t white? What will your mates think?’
“I
was really proud of their answer that ‘we don’t have a hang-up about
race, so why should you’?”
The cycle
of form-pushing was broken when David wrote to the head of Social
Services, challenging the department to show that his family’s Jewishness
was not being held against them.
Did the
officials feel a white Christian family in Britain could adopt a child
from China, but a Jewish family could not?
Two days
later, approval came through. All the boxes were ticked and counterfoils
were signed and dockets were stamped. By the weekend, Beth was in
her nursery.
Two centuries
ago a baby might be shuttled across a village, from one sister to
another, from a mother to a grandmother.
Now
a newborn is whisked around the world, from a family of one race and
religion to another quite different. But the love is the same. The desire
for a child is the same. These are the things that matter most. All
loving parents will understand this.
Maybe
one day the bigots and form-fillers will wake up too.
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February
25
WHY
I REFUSED TO BOW OR BE KICKED
I HAVE
done what I vowed never to do again and sued for libel.For years after
a protracted series of legal tussles I have striven to ignore the
insults when people write bad things about me. They hurt my reputation
and embarrass my children, but I have held back from writs.
Libel
is a thankless fight, often enough. Look at Neil Hamilton he lost
everything. Look at Jonathan Aitken he sued, and ended up in prison.
Look at Jeffrey Archer he won, and set a timebomb ticking that eventually
blew up his career. At the very least, a libel litigant is guaranteed
of bringing the ugly accusations to a much wider audience.
At the
worst, there is bankruptcy and humiliation and the bitter aloes of
defeat. So why am I suing a firm which I believe has been distributing
a 20-year-old book written by one of my detractors, and why do I take
such deep exception to the writer’s portrayal of a civil action dating
back 29 years, over which I did not even appear in court? The past
100 years of Jewish history answer that question. Accept a kick, and
another kick will follow. Bow to a blow, and more blows will rain
down.
I will
not bow and I will not be kicked. It’s ironic that another high-profile
libel action is being fought by the historian David Irving. He claims
that a book called Denying The Holocaust by Professor Deborah Lipstadt
has labelled him a liar and a falsifier of history. Irving’s book
Hitler’s War suggests the Nazi dictator did not know how the Final
Solution was being implemented until late 1943. Irving subpoenaed
the brilliant military historian Sir John Keegan to support his case.
Keegan told the jury that Irving’s idea that Himmler kept Hitler in
the dark about the Holocaust “was so extraordinary it would defy reason”.
I have
taken great strength this week from a book written about the Holocaust,
which was assumed by millions to be a true account. It was not. It
is a fiction. It is based on facts, but it is not factual. Despite
this, and more than 50 years after it was written, this short story
has been reissued by one of the biggest publishing houses in the world.
Yosl
Rakover Talks To God begins: “In one of the ruins of the Warsaw Ghetto,
preserved in a little bottle and concealed amongst heaps of charred
stone and human bones, the following testament was found, written
in the last hours of the ghetto by a Jew named Yosl Rakover.”
This
introduction is part of the story. It is not a piece of fact, but
a part of the whole brilliant invention by a young Zionist writer
named Zvi Kolitz. Kolitz, a Lithuanian Jew, was living in Buenos Aires
in 1946, raising funds for the Jewish underground in Palestine where
he had fought against the British, then recruited Jews as soldiers
for the British army, then fought the Empire once more.
His 5,000-word
story was written over several days, though the narrator claims to
be speaking during a matter of minutes.
It was
published in Yiddish and republished in English and Hebrew elsewhere
in the world. Somewhere along the way the author’s name was left off
the account, and people began to believe that Yosl Rakover was its
real author.
The setting
was real enough Warsaw in the last hours of the 1943 uprising. This
was the first time in almost 2,000 years that a broad Jewish resistance
had fought its oppressors. At the beginning of the feast of Passover,
the SS stormed the ghetto with flamethrowers and 22 bands of Jewish
fighters dug into 1,000 underground bunkers. The Nazis had expected
to transport the entire population to the extermination camp at Treblinka.
Instead,
they had to fight a hand-to-hand battle against men who were not afraid
of death.
The struggle
was unequal, the end inevitable on May 16, 1943, SS-Brigadier General
Jurgen Stroop told Hitler: “There is no more Jewish Warsaw.” In Kolitz’s
story, published by Jonathan Cape at £10, the narrator is holed up
in a burning building as stormtroopers clear the rooms floor by floor.
He has
a few moments to scribble an account as he squats among the bodies
of his fallen comrades, one of them a five-year-old boy.
Before
he dies, he will cram his story into a bottle and hide it in the rubble.
Yosl Rakover addresses himself, not to the Nazis who slaughtered his
wife and four children, nor to future generations of Jews. He is speaking
directly to God.
“I bow
my head before His greatness,” he admits, “but I will not kiss the
rod with which He chastises me. I love Him. But I love His Torah more.”
In his last moments, Yosl defies the God who permitted the Holocaust:
“You may insult me, You may chastise me, You may be the dearest and
the best that I have in the world, You may torture me to death I will
always believe in You. I will love You always and forever, even despite
you.”
It is
possible to forgive and to fight back at the same time. Forgiveness
is not acceptance.
I am
inspired by Yosl Rakover to put more trust in God. But I am also inspired
to fight
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February
04, 2000
FOR
PETE'S SAKE, DO NOT QUESTION FAITH
THERE are
many days when, the more I learn, the less I understand. Today is one
of them. I have been reading a carefully-reasoned book which argues
that, across the whole infinite expanse of the universe, there is probably
no intelligent life except on our planet.
The book
is called Rare Earth by Seattle professors Peter Ward and Donald Brownlee.
The huge
timescales needed for ''slime at the bottom of the ocean'' to evolve
into animal life, the uncommon steadiness of the sun's energy output,
the radius of our globe's orbit, the angle of our axis which is governed
by a single moon of particular size . . . change any of these factors
and life fizzles out.
''The underlying
theme is that the Earth is a charmed place,'' Prof Brownlee says. ''We
know of no other body which is even remotely like it.''
These facts
are easy to follow. They directly contradict what I believe to be true,
that there is an intelligence which guides the affairs of man, an intelligence
which does not come from Earth.
It is extraterrestrial.
Call it God, call it aliens — its existence proves there is life throughout
the universe.
But that's
a matter of faith, and faith usually clashes with science. This isn't
hard to understand.
What puzzles
me is the cloudy memory of another book. It can't be so long ago that
I read it, but the shelves in this study are so overflowing . . . there's
been more room in here since I threw out the jogging machine, but the
books are balanced in vertical stacks, with a framed photo on top of
almost every pile, one stack in front of the next, and I know the book
is here somewhere if only I can . . .
Got it!
Probability 1 by Amir Aczel says it's a mathematical certainty that
we are not alone. Applying gamblers' equations to the number of stars
in this galaxy and the billions of other galaxies, and factoring in
the ease with which carbon-based lifeforms start up, Aczel crunches
the numbers and says there has to be intelligent life elsewhere. Any
other conclusion is scientific nonsense.
One set
of facts, two opposite theories. If I had never read either book, I
would have learned far less, and understood at least as much.
It is a
great tragedy that, for some people, whole lives can be lived in this
ever-diminishing sea of understanding. Information scorches down from
every side, and slowly knowledge evaporates.
Peter Sellers,
the great comic actor who died 20 years ago, lived that kind of life.
I have always felt a powerful connection to him, perhaps because he
could never balance the weirdness of his showbusiness life with his
Jewish upbringing.
For most
of his adult life he held a deep spiritual belief which he knew to be
true in every detail, though he could not understand it and did not
dare discuss it with friends.
When he
finally explained his experience to actress Shirley Maclaine, during
shooting for his last great movie, Being There, Sellers warned her frankly:
''You're going to think I'm bonkers'' — and he had driven himself half
insane, trying to unravel the truth from the facts.
Sellers
had died in 1964. This was a clinically established fact. During the
first of eight heart attacks, he told MacLaine: ''I felt myself leave
my body. I just floated out of my physical form and I saw them cart
my body away to the hospital. I went with it.
''I wasn't
frightened or anything like that because I was fine; and it was my body
that was in trouble. I looked around myself and I saw an incredibly
beautiful bright loving white light above me. I wanted to go to that
white light more than anything.
''I've
never wanted anything more. I know there was love, real love, on the
other side of the light, which was attracting me so much.
''It was
kind and loving and I remember thinking, 'That's God'. Then I saw a
hand reach through the light. I tried to touch it, to grab onto it,
to clasp it so it could sweep me up and pull me through it.''
As the
doctors restarted his heart, Sellers heard God's voice tell him, 'It's
not time. Go back and finish. It's not time'.
Stories
like this were taboo until the mid-70s, when Dr Raymond Moody published
Life After Life. By 1982, a Gallup poll revealed eight million Americans
claimed to have had near-death experiences. As resuscitation techniques
improve, the NDE will become common-place.
Doctors
in Tromso, Norway, revived a woman whose body had been trapped beneath
ice for more than two hours. When rescuers pulled her out and began
artificial respiration, the temperature of her corpse was 23° centigrade.
The medics
patiently kept up an artificial heartbeat for three hours, slowly warming
her up — until life returned. Because her mental functions had been
literally frozen, the lack of blood and oxygen had not caused any brain
damage.
''I'll
never fear death again,'' Sellers told his wife, Britt Ekland, after
his eighth heart attack. But he did fear life — ''I don't know what
it is I'm supposed to do,'' he confided in MacLaine, ''or what I came
back for.''
The clash
between the Jewish culture which shaped him and the film world which
swallowed him, between his Jewish religion and his parascientific belief,
stripped Peter Sellers of confidence and understanding.
If he had
trusted his faith more and questioned it less . . . But can I do the
same?
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January
21, 2000
POIROT'S
SEX IS A REAL MYSTERY
'A
LITTLE man with a face like a rat.'' Meet the villain of an Agatha Christie
tale. ''In an Empire where rats ruled, he was the king of the rats.''
And
guess what religion he was. ''His face gleamed white and sharp in the
moonlight. There was the least hint of a curve in the thin nose. His
father had been a Polish Jew, a journeyman tailor . . .''
The
year was 1928 — though my paperback edition of The Mystery Of The Blue
Train is 1975, shortly before Dame Agatha's death.
Boris
Ivanovitch Krassnine, king of rats, was an anarchist, of course. Jew,
anarchist, rat — what was the difference in 1928?
Over
10 million miles of travelling or more, I have read dozens of Christies.
The Poirots are my favourites — I love a character who is not afraid
to boast. Miss Marple is self-deprecating, and I have always regarded
modesty as an over-rated virtue.
In
all those mysteries, I cannot remember that a Jew was ever unmasked
as the murderer on the final page. As a villain, clearly stated from
the start, Jews appear constantly, at least in the earlier books. They
are fixers, fences, plotters, renegades and, obviously, anarchists.
But
the murderer must be unsuspected, and Christie probably assumed that
all Jews were automatically suspects. Even the better sorts, like Jim
Lazarus in Peril At End House: ''He's a Jew, of course, but a frightfully
decent one.''
Her
racism towards blacks was more blatant still. One of her most ingenious
plots — one of my favourite detective stories ever — was called Ten
Little Niggers until an American publisher, in a horribly bigoted stroke
of political correctness, changed it to Ten Little Indians.
The
book now sells as And Then There Were None, but the scene of the crimes
is still Nigger Island —''Smelly sort of rock covered with gulls. It
had got its name from its resemblance to a man's head — a man with negroid
lips.''
This
sort of prejudice is impossible to ignore. It stops the reader dead
on the page, in a novel that rattles along at 100 pages an hour. But
it does not stop the sales.
When
she died, it was estimated 250 million Christies had been printed, a
record beaten only by the Bible and Shakespeare.
Dame
Agatha did not set out to preach contempt for Jews and blacks. The attitude
was ingrained, subconscious, and it seeped into her writing. Studying
four or five of her best novels for this column, I discovered something
else about Agatha Christie's sub-conscious: it moulded her hero in her
own likeness, far more than she ever guessed.
When
she created Hercule Poirot, the retired Belgian detective with the invincible
brain, millions were dying in Belgium.
In
1916, six years before publication, Christie was writing: ''Poirot was
an extraordinary-looking little man. He was hardly more than five feet
four inches, but carried himself with great dignity.
''His
head was exactly the shape of an egg, and he always perched it a little
on one side.
''The
moustache was very stiff and military. The neatness of his attire was
almost incredible; I believe a speck of dust would have caused him more
pain than a bullet wound.''
The
''I'' was Captain Hastings, Poirot's dim-but-brave disciple. The detective
adored him. Later in this first adventure, The Mysterious Affair At
Styles, he displays his affection —''suddenly clasping me in his arms,
he kissed me warmly on both cheeks.''
Poirot
loved Hastings, but Christie despised Poirot. ''Why,'' she asked in
the Daily Mail in 1938, ''why, why did I ever invent this detestable,
bombastic, tiresome little creature? . . . eternally straightening things,
eternally boasting, eternally twirling his moustache and tilting his
egg-shaped head . . . anyway, what is an egg-shaped head? . . . I am
beholden to him financially . . . On the other hand, he owes his very
existence to me.''
Poirot
had no lady friends, though he liked to flirt and once, at the end of
a cycle of short stories called The Labours Of Hercules, he sent a bunch
of red roses to the villainous Countess Rossakoff.
But
he understood women. He knew which men they would desire — usually the
bad ones — and what would flatter them most. He knew when they would
be loyal, and when treacherous.
He
even knew, in Peril At End House, how best to style their hair: ''To
me the natural thing seems to have a coiffure high and rigid — so —
and the hat attached with many hatpins — la, la, la-et- la!''
And
then he gave himself away: ''When the wind blew, it was agony — it gave
you the migraine.''
It
is not unknown for a woman to live as a man. Two fearsome pirates, Ann
Bonny and Mary Read, were revealed as women at their trial, when both
claimed to be pregnant. They were sentenced to death.
The
secret of soldier Christian Davies' sex was discovered by army surgeons
after she was wounded in the battle of Ramilles.
And
just 11 years ago jazz pianist and band leader Billy Tipton, the father
of three children by adoption, was discovered during his autopsy to
have been a woman. He had married three times. The truth then is shocking
and hard to comprehend, but as in all the best Christie it remains the
only possible solution. Hercule Poirot was a woman.
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January
14, 2000
B-SIDE
MYSELF OVER BOB DYLAN
It’s
hard to find what you want when you don’t know what you’re looking for
and last night I was sitting in front of my computer screen with only
a vague notion of what I was seeking.
Something
odd, something entertaining, something unique - some bizarre site for
my weekly Weird Web column in The Times.
I’d
been browsing since 10pm and now it was past 2am. I’d found a lot, but
not what I needed, and my wife Hanna had long gone to bed. To keep myself
company, I put on a CD.
I
chose Bob Dylan’s Blood On The Tracks because it had been delivered
that morning from an online music store. The first time I bought it
was in a Greenwich Village store in 1975 - I don’t use my vinyl records
much now because it’s hard to play a 33-and-a-third RPM disc on a computer.
Gradually I’m replacing my favourites.
As
I studied the track listing, I realised this album was only half a favourite.
I don’t ever remember playing the b-side of the record. I wore out the
first side - I know the lines of Tangled Up In Blue and Simple Twist
Of Fate like a child knows prayers and nursery rhymes, almost like an
instinct.
But
that first side seemed a complete work of art and I never flipped it
over. A CD has no second side. And as I kept clicking and searching
in the Web, the familiar music ran out and songs I did not know began
to play.
The
last track was a revelation. It pulled me out of my virtual world, and
I sat back in the flickering darkness of my study, and played that song
over and over.
It
is called Buckets Of Rain, and it sounds like a traditional folk song,
and it also sounds very Seventies, like Cat Stevens. It has a loose,
live feel, and a lyric which seemed to sum up all the friendships which
have ebbed and flowed since I lived in New York a quarter of a century
ago — and how Hanna has always been my rock:‘‘I’ve seen pretty people
disappear like smoke, Friends will arrive, friends will disappear, If
you want me, honey baby, I’ll be here.’’
When
Dylan became a Christian evangelist in the late 70s, one fan I knew,
an accountant in Los Angeles, threw out all his albums. He had everything
the singer had released since 1961, some of it autographed, and he heaved
the whole collection into a skip.
I
told this man, Milton, he was acting like the Bible Belt fundamentalists
had when they burned Beatles LPs in protest at John Lennon’s ‘we’re
bigger than Jesus’ ad-lib.
Milt
wrote to me: ‘‘How can I ever listen to Dylan’s stuff again? I’ve always
loved it, it’s been the score of my whole adult life - student days,
meeting my first wife, hippy peace marches, my first divorce, raising
a family with Judith, then that divorce . . . I did it all to the sound
of Dylan.
‘‘But
now that man, my idol, who was born a Jew named Robert Zimmerman, is
walking onto rock and roll stages and proclaiming, ‘Christ will return
to set up his kingdom in Jerusalem. There really is a slow train coming
and it is picking up speed. Satan has been defeated by the cross!’
‘‘It’s
a betrayal. I feel tainted with hypocrisy. Dylan talked about emigrating
to Israel - he went there repeatedly, he spent time on a kibbutz, he
was photographed at the Wall. It’s like finding out someone you love
has been lying to you all their life.
‘‘I
have to deal with that, and dealing with it means dumping the records.
That’s not a protest, it’s a defence mechanism.’’
Re-reading
Milt’s letter has made me think hard about what fans can expect from
their heroes. Dylan did not write his songs as a soundtrack for Milt’s
adventures - he wrote them for himself. So it was unreasonable of Milt
to hold his idol to his personal code of conduct.
I
believe Milt could have kept listening to Blonde On Blonde and Freewheelin’,
without turning Christian — and without the right to insist that Dylan
stayed a Jew.
Frederic
Chopin was an antisemite, and that doesn’t prevent me from loving the
Nocturnes and Waltzes. I don’t hear a Jew-hater when I listen to the
Ballade for Piano No 1, and I don’t hear a fire-and-brimstone evangelist
when I listen to Hey Mr Tambourine Man.
In
the mid-Eighties, Dylan was reportedly interested in Chassidic Judaism
and the Lubavitch movement. I don’t hear that either in the songs I
have just discovered on Blood On The Tracks. What I hear, as Milt heard,
are the echoes of my own life. If I was a Buddhist, or a Moslem, these
would be Zen songs or Islamic songs.
But
I am Uri Geller - and right now, Buckets Of Rain is a uniquely Uri Geller
song.
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December
24, 1999
Let's
tell all about Israel nukes
IN
a New York strongbox I keep a collection of pistols. One is a traced
silver colt, given to me by the wife of the president of Mexico.
Others
are rare or, in their dark way, beautiful pieces of engineering. I once
took pleasure in owning them but, as I saw violence senselessly increasing
in the city, I hid them away.
I
never look at them, I am not proud of owning them and I am bitterly
aware of all the evil that has been done by firearms in private hands.
But I cannot bring myself to have them destroyed. Israel must feel the
same way about her nuclear arms.
The
government barely admits, of course, to possessing such weapons of mass
slaughter. Last year Shimon Peres, the former prime minister, remarked
that Israel had ''built a nuclear option not in order to have a Hiroshima
but an Oslo''.
These
non-existent weapons were for peace, not massacre. And that was as near
as anyone came to an admission.
But
the warheads exist, about 200 of them according to reliable estimates.
The world had suspected since the late Sixties, but proof was wanting
until October 5, 1986, when the Sunday Times published descriptions
of the atomic weapons programme from Mordechai Vanunu, a former technician
in the bomb factory at Dimona.
Vanunu
was forcibly transported to Israel, where he is still in prison. More
than three decades ago, following the Six-Day War, Menachem Begin and
Moshe Dayan learned that the Soviet empire had nuclear missiles trained
on Israeli cities.
US
Secretary of State Henry Kissinger declared that America would not launch
into World War Three to protect the occupied territories. A national
nuclear power programme was already running - Israel secretly decided
to stockpile fully-primed missiles, ready for launch.
Seymour
Hersh's book The Samson Option explains the wholly defensive motivation
behind the policy. It was a kind of self-protection-through-suicide,
the same desperate thinking that drove Samson to kill the Philistines
by tearing down the roof on them - and himself.
The
missiles are sited in the Judean foothills, which would probably be
the last part of the country to fall to invaders. If Israelis faced
utter annihilation, if we had no future but to be ''pushed into the
sea'', we would tear down the roof of the world.
That
deterrent is now a provocation, an excuse for our enemies to taunt and
mock us. As I discussed in this column a few weeks ago, Saddam Hussein
tried to use Israel's N-power to pull other Arab countries into his
warped worldview.
By
firing Scuds at our cities, he hoped to provoke a nuclear response.
Atomic missiles could not harm the cowering dictator in his bunker -
and he cared nothing for the thousands of Iraqi women and children who
would die horribly. If anyone doubts his callousness, look at his response
to the UN Security Council's tentative olive branch last week.
The
world offered to lift sanctions if Iraq could prove, during a 120-day
inspection, there were no hidden chemical, nuclear or bio-war arsenals.
Saddam sneered at the offer. Sanctions suit him - they keep his people
too weak for rebellion.
Nuclear
warheads are no deterrent against psychopaths and they are no defence
against monomaniacs. The Afghan-based terrorist Osama bin Laden is widely
believed to have obtained at least one portable nuclear bomb - a so-called
suitcase device, in a deal for heroin with the Russian mafia. An atomic
blast in Tel Aviv would delight Bin Laden's allies, and a forest of
nuclear-tipped missiles in Judea could not prevent it.
There
is a third disadvantage to our secret programme - it hands excuses to
others. India armed herself, hinting that Israel had provided technical
support. Pakistan can also demonstrate nuclear capability, claiming
that with atomic enemies on either side a nuclear deterrent is essential.
Now the US has opted out of the Comprehensive Test Ban Treaty, giving
itself the legal option to start testing the next generation of A-bombs.
Congressmen argued that, with the proliferation of nuclear nations,
America had to get back in the lab to maintain superiority.
Israel
built those missiles for peace. Now the most useful tactic would be
to drop them onto the peace talk table as bargaining chips. We should
declare our hand. Half the world has already peeked - Russian and French
satellite shots of Israeli silos are said to be so detailed that every
leaf on the bushes is visible.
So
let's come out and say it: Israel has so many missiles, of this and
that type, with the destructive ability to wipe out this, and this,
and this continent. No one, least of all our enemies, would doubt the
heroism of such a gesture. It could set the scene for some long strides
towards peace. By bartering away our bombs, Israel could make both the
Middle East and the whole planet a safer place.
And
that, after all, is the purpose they were built for.
Uri
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December
17, 1999
WAITING
FOR RASH OF JERUSALEM FEVER
I
AM asked one question constantly, ‘what will happen on January 1?’ I
am asked by sarcastic sceptics and hopeful politicians, by survivalists,
conspiracists and evangelists, by believers and atheists, by journalists
who feign indifference and New Agers who pray day and night.
All
through 1999, I have repeated the same message of reassurance: The world
is not about to end.
I
worked out decades ago that if I ever predicted Armageddon was nigh,
the predestined date would arrive and only one thing would self-destruct
- my career.
The
new Millennium will dawn and we will be granted the greatest chance
in history to wipe clean the slate. It is up to every one of us to seize
that chance, because the world will not change if we wait for governments
to change it for us.
The
past 1,000 years proves that: everything that is good in our culture
came from individual endeavour.There is only one factor that could provoke
a cataclysm on January 1. It is not divine intervention or alien invasion
or meteor strike or natural disaster. The single danger is human insanity.
It
would be insanity, for instance, to leave the nuclear reactors running
and the nuclear warheads primed on December 31 when all the world knows
that computers could cease to behave reliably. Insanity - but none of
the 433 power plants in Britain, the US, the former Soviet Union or
any other part of the globe is expected to be shut down.
The
nuclear generators at Visaginas in Lithuania, for example, which produce
80 per cent of the country’s electricity, will keep running, although
that nation’s computers are almost totally unprepared for the effects
of the Y2K bug.
The
4,400 nuclear-tipped missiles on hair-trigger alert in Russia and the
US will not be placed on low priority over New Year. Defence systems
will have been carefully checked for possible Y2K disruption, but no
one can comprehensively predict all the chaos which nationwide computer
crashes could bring. Chaos is like that - unpredictable.
US
deputy secretary of defence John Hamre says: ‘‘Probably one out of five
days I wake up in a cold sweat thinking Y2K is much bigger than we think.
Everything is so interconnected, it’s hard to know with any precision
whether we have got it fixed.’’
The
defence department admits it doesn’t know how the nuclear arsenal will
behave on January 1 but President Clinton refuses to command a temporary
switch from full alert. The generals refuse to apply the safety catch
for even a few hours.
The
Y2K nuclear alert campaign, spearheaded by Nobel Peace Laureate Sir
Joseph Rotblat, MIT physicist Philip Morrison and world-famous medic
Patch Adams, is calling for mass phone, fax and email pleas to the White
House. But that may be too little too late.
A
perverse level of deeper insanity is being plumbed by maverick computer
programmers who are writing viruses that mimic the Y2K bug. Your microchips
could be compliant with the switch from year 99 to year 00, yet an invisible
infection spread by a socially-handicapped hacker in Missouri might
still shut down your operating system.
Insanity
is not a high-tech disorder. It affects us wherever we are vulnerable,
and at the turn of the Millennium that means in our new-born information
networks. But we are also vulnerable, as we have been for thousands
of years, wherever religion touches politics.
In
Jerusalem, religion is constantly face-to-face with politics. It’s no
surprise the city has bred a unique form of insanity - Jerusalem Fever.
The
main psychiatric clinic, Givat Shaul Mental Health Centre, has reported
a 50 to 60 per cent increase in madness among pilgrims and Dr Gregory
Katz expects that figure to keep rising. Jews, Muslims and especially
Christians are susceptible to a religious fervour which typically begins
with an urge to visit the holy shrines alone.
Next
follows an obsession with cleanliness, especially ritual bathing and
the shaving of body hair. When the pilgrim dons a bedsheet for a robe
and begins to patrol the streets, singing psalms and declaiming scripture,
Katz is called in.
The
symptoms cause mirth in the West, though it is mainly American and Scandinavian
Christians from fundamentalist backgrounds who succumb to the fever.
Israel finds it less amusing - Shin Bet is on high alert to foil Jewish
and Christian terrorist attacks against the Dome of the Rock. Some extremists
preach that the saviour cannot be heralded on Earth until a Jewish temple,
and not a Muslim mosque, stands on Temple Mount.
If
one madman succeeds in bombing the Dome of the Rock or even in carrying
out an obscene act of provocation, such as hurling a pig’s head into
the mosque, the political crisis could escalate to war within hours.
Israel,
Syria, Iran and Iraq are all nuclear powers. A fundamentalist who truly
desires Armageddon in 2000 might find it too easy to set it off.
We
can only pray that, as the clocks chime midnight, a fit of simple sanity
grips the world. We are all free to believe the end is nigh, if we wish.
But why speed it up?
One
US fundamentalist living in poverty on the Mount of Olives, Ed Daniels,
spends his days attempting to convert Palestinians from Islam. He told
an American newspaper: ‘‘The end of time is going to happen soon, so
why should I do anything to make it happen sooner? I believe in love,
not destruction.’’
To
that, all sane Jews, Christians and Muslims say, ‘Amen’.
Uri
Geller's novels Dead Cold and Ella are published by Headline at £5.99.
Mind Medicine is published by Element at £20. Visit him at www.uri-geller.com
and e-mail him at urigeller@compuserve.com
December
10, 1999
Intuition can mean life or death
MY
American editor was most unhappy. "I will never fly El Al again,'' she
said. ''It may be the safest airline in the world, but nothing is worth
that much trouble. And humiliation. And frustration."
She
had come to Britain by Israeli 747 and her interrogation had delayed
the flight by more than an hour.
"I
cannot ever remember when anyone asked me the same questions so many
times,'' she said. ''Even when my children are asking, 'Is it Christmas
yet?' - even they take No for an answer in the end. But El Al don't
seem to know the meaning of the word 'No'.
"Am
I Jewish? No. Am I a member of any proscribed organisation? No. Have
I left my baggage unattended? No. Am I carrying any parcel on a friend's
behalf? No. Am I Jewish? NO! Am I a member of . . . " NO! And on and
on it goes.
''For
more than two hours. I am never late for anything, I am always early.
But by the time El Al were convinced I was not Osima bin Laden in disguise,
the plane had been sitting on the tarmac for about 60 minutes.
"And
everyone was staring as I boarded. I felt like saying, 'I'm the terrorist
you've been waiting for.' In fact, the questions had gone on so long,
I was on the brink of a confession.
''It
was like the Inquisition - I would have said anything to get out of
there. 'Yes, I'm a hijacker. Yes, there's a bomb in every bag. Yes,
I personally started the Yom Kippur war. Now can I go please?'"
I
am glad she didn't say that. El Al security agents are not selected
for their sense of humour.
For
an Israeli Jew, travelling El Al is mildly disconcerting - where most
airlines strain to emphasise the safeness and friendliness of jet travel,
this company fixes its anti-terror lasers on every passenger even before
the check-in desk.
Born
in Tel Aviv and travelling on a national's passport, with a famous face,
I am usually made to feel like a suspect for only a matter of minutes.
An
American Catholic who has chosen El Al for no reason other than a travel
agent's recommendation, and who is inclined to react to close questioning
with anger and sarcasm, might not clear the interview room so quickly.
As
I approach with my ticket, a uniformed guard - always an Israeli, whatever
the airport - invites me to stand beside a desk. The questions are formal
and brief, but I am aware that my face is being closely scrutinised
at every moment.
I
take care to use open, honest body language, keeping my hands away from
my face and my chest towards the guard.
This
is anti-terrorist policing at its simplest and most effective, using
humankind's finest weapon - intuition.
The
airline, of course, will discuss no aspect of this. Spokesman Nahman
Kleiman says: "What makes El Al security better than others? Because
we don't discuss matters of security or disclose our procedures within
the media."
Ex-security
chief Tuvia W Livneh hinted at their thoroughness when he revealed:
"To search for one piece of luggage from one passenger who left the
plane, and to take it out of a 747 container, can take you four hours,
and here at El Al we will do it."
There
are electronic scanners which can detect sophisticated devices. A decompression
chamber screens every piece of cargo, simulating the low air pressure
of a high-altitude flight to uncover barometric bomb triggers.
Mechanical
sniffer-dogs search for high explosives such as Semtex which will not
show up on X-ray.
But
it was the human sixth sense, the sub-conscious signal that set off
alarms when Irish passenger Ann-Marie Murphy tried to board a flight
from London to Tel Aviv in 1986.
Believing
she was flying to Israel to wed her Palestinian boyfriend, Ann-Marie
was carrying luggage which he had instructed her to bring. She was in
love and she was pregnant. And she was hours away from death at the
bridegroom's hands.
As
her lover had asked, this naive young woman had not inspected the bags.
Unsettled by something in the woman's demeanour - perhaps the unconscious
antisemitism which had been seeded by her boyfriend or perhaps by the
ignorance she displayed of Israeli-Palestinian relations - the security
officials decided to take her bags apart.
Sewn
into the base of her hand luggage was enough high explosive to rip the
Jumbo apart, killing all 387 on board. Including her. And including
her unborn child.
Ann-Marie
was cleared of any crime - she was the victim of an obscene act of terrorism.
The hero of the hour was not an El Al guard or El Al itself, but the
human mind. Intuition and a deep knowledge of the psychology of violence
had revealed the plotting of a killer who was thousands of miles away.
Facts
which were hidden from a woman's knowledge were plucked from her sub-conscious
and hundreds of lives were saved.
Next
time you hear a murmur from your mind's deep recesses, do not be afraid
to take action. Sceptics, like bucket-flight airlines, might dismiss
it as too much trouble for too little return. But intuition can be a
matter of life and death.
Uri
Geller's novels Dead Cold and Ella are published by Headline at £5.99.
Mind Medicine is published by Element at £20.
Visit
him at www.uri-geller.com and e-mail him at urigeller@compuserve.com
December
3, 1999
Scientific approach to God
THE
pollster George Gallup once said: ‘‘I could prove God statistically.
Take the human body alone the chance that all the functions of the individual
would just happen is a statistical monstrosity.’’Polls aren’t always
right, but they are usually accurate about landslides. And the statistical
evidence that we were created, not evolved by chance, is more than a
landslide it’s an avalanche on Everest.
Nobel
prize-winning physicist Steven Weinberg puts it like this: ‘‘Life as
we know it would be impossible if any one of several physical quantities
had slightly different values . . . One constant does seem to require
incredible fine tuning.’’ That constant concerns the energy emitted
during the Big Bang make it bigger or smaller, by one trillion trillion
trillion trillion trillion trillion trillion trillion trillion trillionth
and life could never have existed.
The
Fermilab astrophysicist Michael Turner adds: ‘‘The precision is as if
one could throw a dart across the entire universe and hit a bullseye
one millimetre in diameter on the other side.’’All our natural instincts,
religious beliefs, culture and myths and now even our statisticians
point to the existence of God the creator.
But
science points in the other direction, towards evolution and random
mutation and blind chance. And science has an extraordinary record of
being right. We see the miraculous rightness of science in the atom
bomb, television, the space shuttle and the mobile phone all impossible
fantasies a century ago.
Dr
Gerald Schroeder, a former professor of nuclear physics at Massachusetts
Institute of Technology and a member of the US Atomic Energy Commission,
knows science has the power to win any existential argument. I met him
in Jerusalem last month and then, by synchronicity (or a mild quirk
of statistics), in London a few days later. ‘‘You can’t argue with atomic
physics,’’ he told me. ‘‘I have witnessed the detonation of six nuclear
weapons and my advice is, pray for peace. Pray for peace. ‘‘Mere fractions
of a gram of matter were converted to energy during those tests in Nevada
and the mountain I stood on was turned to a quivering, Jello-like substance''.
Schroeder
talks the way he moves, in quick jerks, with an energy that is unnerving
in his gaunt body. He wears a faded, embroidered kippah, clamped to
his thin hair with broad silver clips and pokes fun at his piety: ‘‘When
I was a kid, the synagogue I just about never went to was Orthodox.’’Not
much about organised religion is sacred to Schroeder. What he believes
in is the Bible, and he is battling to prove that the Bible was right
all along. From Moses to Einstein is, he claims, a very short step.
The
six days of creation, for instance, become a workable timeframe when
Einstein’s General Theory of Relativity is invoked. In his book The
Science Of God, Schroeder explains that time on a planet such as Earth
appears to pass with lightning rapidity to observers at points in space
where gravity is immensely powerful in a black hole, for instance. To
a God of universal vastness, five million years on Earth would be the
blink of an eye. Schroeder sets out the days of creation in a fascinating
cross-table of creation and astrophysics, beginning:
Day
One, 15.75 billion years ago, when ‘‘God separated the light from the
darkness’’ after the Big Bang, says Schroeder, light literally broke
free as electrons bonded to atomic nuclei.
Day
Two, between 7.75bn and 3.75bn years ago, ‘‘God called the expanse sky’’
the disc of the Milky Way, including the sun, was formed.
Day
Three, between 3.75bn and 1.75bn years ago, ‘‘God called the dry land
Earth and the gathering of waters He called Seas’’ the appearance of
liquid water was immediately followed by the arrival of bacteria and
photosynthetic algae.
Day
Four, between 1.75bn and 0.75bn years ago, ‘‘God made the two great
lights . . . to dominate the day and the night’’ Earth’s increasingly
oxygen-rich atmosphere became transparent.
Day
Five, between 0.75bn